Thursday, April 8, 2010

Variation on a theme

Back in 74 my first wife, Janice, and I were living in Santa Ana
and were driving behind a car that had
two young college girls sitting out of the rear windows.
They had removed their tops amd were waving
certain anatomical parts at passing motorists,
of which I was one.
To this day, I thank God that my eye sight, at the time, was 20/20.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Latter Day Snails/Slugs

All that's missing is
the mop bucket, the salt shaker
and the candles.
The scary part is:
Someone, somewhere out there
knows what I am talking about.