Variation on a theme

Back in 74 my first wife, Janice, and I were living in Santa Ana

and were driving behind a car that had

two young college girls sitting out of the rear windows.

They had removed their tops amd were waving

certain anatomical parts at passing motorists,

of which I was one.

To this day, I thank God that my eye sight, at the time, was 20/20.

Latter Day Snails/Slugs

All that's missing is

the mop bucket, the salt shaker

and the candles.

The scary part is:

Someone, somewhere out there

knows what I am talking about.