Tomorrow Never Knows

Hi every one!

Just to let you know I am entering my last bout of chemo and then will be moving to Las Vegas, Nevada. Until then I will not be adding to my blog. I hope to continue around August, if all goes right, Lord willing.Wish me luck.

Tom

Update

Just thought I'd let everyone know I start Chemo again on monday. Hopefully I will get back to blogging soon.

Don't Faint!

Although it isn't in color I wanted to get back into posting my cartoons.

 Hope you enjoy them and are still interested in them.

Greetings

Sorry it has taken so long to get back to my blog but things have been happening that prevented my continueing regular updates. Hopefully soon I will be able to post on a regular basis.

I hope you will continue to check out my blog and watch for new posts.

Also, don't forget to listen to my song, Bureaucratic B.S. Blues, on YouTube and send it out to your friends. Remember, elections are just around the corner!!!!!! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcVyUn0btDU

Catching up

I just wanted to let everyone know that I am ok and have just been away for awhile. Hopeffully it won't take me that long to catch back up. Thanks for all the emails and best wishes to you all.

Tom

My Own Little Fear Factor

Any comments I post will get me hurt!

Yes, I am a man, and I want to keep it that way.

Its Impossible To Write A Title Without Using The Word "Nuts", I Refuse To Stoop That Low!

The other day I heard someone refer to

 crushed peanuts as "squirrel cocaine".

 Need I say more?

Actually, yes I must.

Would that make chunky peanut butter, hashish ?

Thai peanut oil, crack?

The ideas are endless.

Wait a minute!!!!My lovely wife has a title that is perfect!!

"S'nuff Said!"

So disregard the title in the "Title" box.

Thank you.

Long Lost Friends

My oldest daughter Tracy, sent me these a long time ago.

I forgot I had them until the other day when she asked

that I send them back via email.

I thought it might be fun to share them with you.

 Hope you like them.

They will make an appearance now and then to break up the

 monotony of the regular stuff.

Never want to be boring.

 
They were started in 1987,

they is old!

Jump'n Jack Flash....er! The color version

I honestly can't say anything more than

this cartoon jumped into my head when we were stopped

in Biloxi, Mississippi and the officer made this comment.

Original b&w posting was March 29th






A Friendly Warning Regarding Possible Upcoming Weirdness.

As you can see by the previous two (2) postings,

I am trying something a little different.

My lifelong buddy, brother-in-law and possible future president,

Richard David Stancliff, of the Humboldt/Ohio Stancliffs,

has recommended that I try colorization of my black and white cartoons.

(No doubt figuring, "If Ted Turner can colorize his

classic movies, then Tiny* can colorize his crappy little cartoons.",

Not even president yet and I'm already attributing false statements to him!))

My point is that, no longer having color vision, my wife Sheri Lynn Holloway,

of the Frederick, Md Holloways, will be setting out my color pencils.

She will label said pencils with tape and ink.

So, should my cartoons feature such strange creatures as pink ducks and

purple alligators and other really strangely colored critters,

 assume I have done something that has her righteously pissed.

Just so you know.


*A term of endearment used in the mid 60's denoting the status of a large and rotund pal.

A Color Rerun

I wanted to add a cartoon that's already

been posted but this time, in color.

Left the first panel off and enlarged the main panel, for clarity.

Hope you like it. 

Ducking the Issue

Always wondered why dogs are the

only animals used as guides for the visually impaired.

Nuff said!

Bureaucratic B.S. Blues

Since I was a kid hooked on Star Trek (the original series),

I wished I could live in an age, time or world

that was more advanced than the time I lived in.

We now have cell phones the size of Star Trek's communicaters,

Hand held computers that rival the size and efficiency of the Tricorder,

and many other tools that make our lives simpler.

To my chagrin I have fought tooth and nail against technology

 that pushed the limits of my adaptability and intelligence. Just the opposite

of what I had, at one time, wished for..

Go figure.

I said all that to say this.

Over 20 years ago I wrote a song (Bureaucratic B.S. Blues) that reflected

my anger toward and frustration with, the government and the imbeciles

 that operated said group.

I have wanted to put my song before the public but couldn't get it out there.

My wife Sheri suggested that we buy a camera and "put it out there". Probably to get

 me to shut the f--- up. We did.

 I have now both  "put it out there" and shut the f--- up.

I hope you enjoy the song.

                                      Sorry about the quality. Didn't realize the camera wasn't the best.

                                            Your comments would be greatly appreciated.

Please send this to anyone you know who isn't happy with the current

state of affairs in Washington DC.

   Remember, Vote Stancliff in 2012!

Dining With the Donners

Sometimes being the guest of honor

at a dinner isn't the honor one would suppose. 

By Special Request

Did this for my oldest daughter, Tracy.

Her boss is the Duckling Queen. Tracy and

 her fellow employees are

the ducklings.

Whatever this is in reference to or suppose to

 convey must be something that is private.

Since she lives and works in Las Vegas, Nevada,

I guess the old saying is true.

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas".



The tragic Trail of Slime

Imagine watching helplessly as

 the rampaging herd approaches the fallen snailboy.

Makes my blood run cold!



A Lapse in Taste

Before anyone starts,

I am sure this is in bad taste. But I still thought it was funny.

Where else will you find;

   1. a hanging and

2. an amputee

in the same cartoon?

With any luck, nowhere!!

Irwin Allen's next big hit!!

I think that this would be

 the likely outcome of any

 voyage on which I booked passage.

I do not like water.

That was why I joined the army!

Isn't This Like a Male Chauvanist Pig of a Cartoonist!??.....Yeah, Pretty Much

This cartoon almost got me slapped

across the face by a very offended female.

Having a Ball with Lucy!!

About 20 years ago I was

watching the old Lucille Ball movie,

  "Best Foot Forward"!

For some reason the title

always stuck in my mind as did the feature song,

"Buckle-down Winsockie".

While the song sucked to a certain degree,

the title always struck me as a cool punchline for

a centipede cartoon!

(Actually, that last line is probably a lie

 but it sounded inspiring).

(Damn! another lie! I better shut the hell up or I will never finish this post)